Swan-Cullen Wedding Reception Speeches

• Emmett: Is this thing on? Uhh, I'd like to propose a toast to my new sister. Bella, I hope you've got enough sleep these past 18 years 'cause you won't be getting anymore for a while!
• Jessica: Well, Bella was just like everybody else. Totally mesmerized by Edward. Or "The Hair," as I like call him. Umm, & then suddenly, Edward is all about Bella! Even though she's not the captain of the volleyball team. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding... Or the president of the student council.
• Charlie: Edward will be a good husband. I know this because I'm a cop. And I know things. Like, how to hunt somebody to the ends of the earth.
• Alice: Now that your my sister, you'll have to get over your sense of fashion.
• Charlie: And I know how to use a gun.
• Alice: Skirts, heels, handbags.
• Renee: Go to sleep, my love. Go to sleep. When you wake, you'll see me.
• Esme: I'd like to thank Renee & Charlie for bringing such a wonderful person into the world & into our lives. We will cherish & protect her forever.
• Edward: It's an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bear your soul to & will accept you for what you are. I've been waiting what seems like a very long time to get beyond what I am. But with Bella, I feel like I can finally begin. So I'd like to propose a toast to my beautiful bride. No measure of time with you will be long enough, but let's start with forever.